Jacinda’s got a lot going on. New town, new
school, new friends: one of the plain old girl variety, one of the not-so-plain
(and not-so-strictly-friend-zoned) boy variety. Everything in her life is
different now…except her mom’s five-cheese macaroni with unique blend of herbs.
Of course, this particular dish is made
especially delicious because Mom is a Verda draki – the kind that know everything there is to know about
herbs, specifically how to optimize them into food and medicines. In other
words, the exact type of dragon descendant you want your mom to be.
Maybe I should back up.
Jacinda’s unique family tree boasts
glorious traditional dragons of yore, as well as the evolved creatures of more
recent generations like herself who have the ability to shift to human form.
But even though Jacinda can attend a
normal high school and live a regular teen existence, she wants to live in the fog-cloaked mountains, manifesting into her
dragon form at will and feeling the wind caress her gossamer wings.
So the above-mentioned comfort food is Mom’s
attempt to make a home where it is not – not just because the new home is a
moldy pool house in the back yard of a snoopy old lady (a pool house to a pool
that she won’t even let them use), but because the dry desert town is the
complete opposite of the lush, protected land she had to leave behind.
It’s all part of Mom’s plan to kill
Jacinda. Yes, really. Okay, not to make her dead
dead, but to destroy the draki part of her so that the family can in every
way move on from the past. The past that includes both the old home and the
rest of the draki tribe…and also that tribe’s plan to breed Jacinda because of her
generations-unique fire-breathing ability.
Mom knows they can’t go back (and at some
level Jacinda does, too) to their old lives (and selves), so busting out the
special macaroni is her only move. All she can do is nourish Jacinda’s body, while
continuing to starve Jacinda’s soul. Supposedly for her own good. But it sure
doesn’t feel that way to Jacinda every time she chokes on the dry desert air
that burns her draki lungs…
eBook review request - Fancy Pants Poetry
ReplyDeleteHello Shelley, I found your blog on Book Blogger Directory. I'm promoting my eBook titled Fancy Pants Poetry. Would you consider reviewing it?
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The poetry you'll meet in this collection will be biting, defensive, cynical and sarcastic. Dark humour is used to elaborate upon bleak life outlooks. At many times the spirit in these poems are rooted in antonymous rebellion. All that said, the reader will also encounter various instances synonymous with the proverbial "light at the end of tunnel".
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50 pgs
Dec 1 2014
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